apparently the secret to your success is patron
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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