She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
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Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
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I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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