2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
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SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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