This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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