Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
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I stole so many things from the ER last night.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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