I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Randomize
