i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
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and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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