school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
love makes seman taste better
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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