Yo dont text me then not text me
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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