I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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