Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
She's JV to your varsity
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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