i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
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And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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