I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Couch. On fire.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
