well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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