Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
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This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
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You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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