this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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