Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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