I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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