Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Princesses don't give blow jobs
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The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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