you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
operation harelip BJ is a go
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
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