What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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