I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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