Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
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if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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