That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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