I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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