I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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