I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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