i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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