Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
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