it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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