susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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