The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
