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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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