He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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