if you like me you must not know who I am
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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