If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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