Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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