Porn is love you can see.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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