this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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