you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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