After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Randomize
