It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
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You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
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Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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