Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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