awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Randomize
