she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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