I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
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At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
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