i think i have herpe
just one?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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