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Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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