DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
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I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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