...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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