omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
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Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
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We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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