ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
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This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
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You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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