I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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