Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
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God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
We're too hungover to prance.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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