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would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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