An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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