Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
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So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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