So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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