who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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