One girl and one boy is just not enough.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
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In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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